We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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