I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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