Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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