I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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