Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
