**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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