he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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