Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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