Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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