HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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