Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm passing your future prison.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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