Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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