Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
