Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(718): View more from New York

Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up

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(631): View more from New York

I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.

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(706): View more from Georgia

He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.

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(281): View more from Texas

She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf

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(954): View more from Florida

Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?

(305): View more from Florida

It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.

(954): View more from Florida

STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn

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(301): View more from Maryland

Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.

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