I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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