Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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