he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
this hospital has no fireball
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
