he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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