we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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