How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm too high and old for this...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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