how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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