When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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