Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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