Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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