i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
When did angry sex become our thing?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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