doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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