Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We left the knife in your bed.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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