yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
We named our party play list daddy issues
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i dont even know how to be here
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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