he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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