I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I didn't notice because vodka
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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