did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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