You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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