Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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