i may or may not be watching the land before time
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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