whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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