your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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