Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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