lets start a swedish sibling band together
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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