I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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