He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Buhtt sex?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Randomize