i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize
