have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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