ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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