Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
NoShamevember. You game?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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