I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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