problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
4 words: hood of his car
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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