You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
