I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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