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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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