marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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