She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My life is pants optional.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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