Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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